You Can't Just Yell Jokes At People.

James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure In History.

I'm A Professional Comic. Whether You Think I'm Funny Or Not, That's, Again, Subjective.

There Were A Number Of Referendums In '98 That Most Of The Things I Voted For Passed. That's Very Satisfying When You Feel That Most Of The Country Is In Step With Your Views.

Besides If People Really Want To Support The Troops They Would Vote Democrat.

It Probably Does Make It More Difficult To Enjoy A Good Laugh At Someone Who's Onstage, Seemingly Yelling At You. But I'm Not Yelling At The Audience, I'm Yelling At The World. It Genuinely Sucks If People Are Taking It That Way. But I'm Not Talking To Individuals.