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If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.

I Just Like The Little Mermaid Cartoon. Say What You Want. I Have A Fish Tank, It's A Long Story. I Have A Fascination With The Ocean, And You Put A Hot Chick In There, It Just Adds More To It! I Liked The Little Mermaid. It's A Cool Movie. It's One Of Those I Watch Over And Over Again.

And I Don't Want You Thinking That My Girlfriend Is A Bad Person. She Is An Amazing Woman, The Fact That I Only Have Seven Stories About Her In Eight Years, Says A Lot. You Know, Don't Get Me Wrong, Five Of Them Happened This Year, But That's Still Way Below The Bar, You Know What I Am Saying.

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.

Sometimes [high School Speech Team] Was Funny, Other Times It Was Just Talking, But It Gave Me The Confidence To Speak In Front Of People After Doing That For A Whole Year.