You Can’t Use Logic On Human Behavior.

Killing Makes Me Feel Good.

Getting Yelled At By A Furious Woman Should Be Treated As A Semiformal Occasion.

And As We Should All Know By Now, Anytime You Predict Failure You Have An Excellent Chance Of Being Right.

It’s An Odd Term, 'girlfriend,' Particularly For Grown Persons. And In Practice It Provides An Even Odder Concept. Generally Speaking, In Adults It Described A Woman, Not A Girl, Who Was Willing To Provide Sex, Not Friendship. In Fact, From What I Had Observed It Was Quite Possible For One To Actively Dislike One’s Girlfriend, Although Of Course True Hatred Is Reserved For Marriage.

I Stood Up. It Was All Too Much. I Could Not Even Meet My Own Expectations, And To Be Asked To Deal With All Theirs Too Was Suffocating.