Wishes, At Least, Are The Easy Pleasures

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

Modesty Is A Bright Dish-cover, Which Makes Us Fancy There Is Something Very Nice Underneath It.

A Piece Of Simple Goodness--a Letter Gushing From The Heart; A Beautiful Unstudied Vindication Of The Worth And Untiring Sweetness Of Human Nature--a Record Of The Invulnerability Of Man, Armed With High Purpose, Sanctified By Truth.

There Are A Good Many Pious People Who Are As Careful Of Their Religion As Of Their Best Service Of China, Only Using It On Holy Occasions, For Fear It Should Get Chipped Or Flawed In Working-day Wear.

There Are Some People As Obtuse In Recognizing An Argument As They Are In Appreciating Wit. You Couldn't Drive It Into Their Heads With A Hammer.