Who Wants To Live Forever?

Oh, I Was Not Made For Heaven. No, I Don't Want To Go To Heaven. Hell Is Much Better. Think Of All The Interesting People You're Going To Meet Down There!

Modern Paintings Are Like Women, You'll Never Enjoy Them If You Try To Understand Them.

I Was Born To Love You With Every Single Beat Of My Heart. I Was Born To Take Care Of You Every Single Day Of My Life.

I Don't Like The Way My Teeth Protrude. I'm Going To Have Them Done, But I Just Haven't Had The Time. Apart From That... I'm Perfect.

You Either Have The Magic Or You Don't. There's No Way You Can Work Up To It.