Who The Heck Is Don Quick-oats?

She's No Beauty, Mate

These Are Hard Times. The World Hurts. We Live In Fear And Forget To Walk With Hope. But Hope Has Not Forgotten You. So Ask It To Dinner. It's Probably Hungry And Would Appreciate The Invitation.

I Had A Friend Who Said, "you Don't Have An Internal Critic. You Have An Internal Sadist."

But We Can't Go Back. We Can Only Go Forward.

Pastoralia By George Saunders. Possibly My Favorite Book. Its One Of The Weirdest Books Ive Ever Read. If Monty Python And Thomas Pynchon Had A Love Child, And It Was Raised By Frank Zappa On A Weird Commune, That Would Be This Book.