White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black

You're Not Famous Unless People's Mothers Know Who You Are. Everybody Else, You Think You're Famous, But You're Just Hot, And Heat Cools Off.

A Comedy Club Is A Place Where You Work Out Material, You're Trying Material.

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

The Democrats Should Have An Empty Chair On Stage For The Entire Dnc, And When Anyone Asks Who It Belongs To, They Can Say Osama Bin Laden.