Where Ignorance Is Bliss It's Foolish To

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.