When You Come From Where I Come

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

I Have A Big Gay And Lesbian Following And They've Been Very Loyal And Kind To Me.

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.

I'm Not Sixty, I'm "sexty.

Truth Is, I Wouldn't Know A Gigabyte From A Snakebite.