When Will People Learn? Democracy Doesn't Work!"

We've Been Running A Little Behind Schedule. But Only By About 15 Years Or So.

It's Not Easy To Juggle A Pregnant Wife And A Troubled Child, But Somehow I Managed To Fit In Eight Hours Of Tv A Day.

The Really Great Thing About Having Two Tv Shows Going On At The Same Time Is That I Can Go To One And Say That I Have To Go And Visit The Other And Then I Can Just Go Home And They Don't Know.

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?

When Dvds Finally Disappear, I'm Going To Be Sad. I'll Miss The Commentaries.