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Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.