When The Chord Of Monotony Is Stretched

It Is Because Artists Do Not Practise, Patrons Do Not Patronize, Crowds Do Not Assemble To Reverently Worship The Great Work Of Doing Nothing, That The World Has Lost Its Philosophy And Even Failed To Invent A New Religion.

No Animal Ever Invented Anything As Bad As Drunkenness - Or So Good As Drink.

Drink Because You Are Happy, But Never Because You Are Miserable.

A Feminist Is Someone Who Loathes Being A Woman And Who Dislikes The Chief Feminine Characteristics.

A Nation That Has Nothing But Its Amusements Will Not Be Amused For Long.