When Something Is Made Idiot Proof, They

When I Get To Heaven I'm Gonna Find The Guy In Charge Of The Weather And Kick His Rear.

Do You Believe In First Love - Or Should I Pass By Again?

So When People Ask Me If I Believe God Created The Universe, I Tell Them That The Question Itself Makes No Sense. Time Didn't Exist Before The Big Bang, So There Is No Time For God To Make The Universe In. It's Like Asking For Directions To The Edge Of The Earth; The Earth Is A Sphere, It Doesn't Have An Edge, So Looking For It Is A Futile Exercise.

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What Lies North Of The North Pole?