When I Was A Kid, My Nickname

I Was With This Girl The Other Night And From The Way She Was Responding To My Skillful Caresses, You Would Have Sworn That She Was Conscious From The Top Of Her Head To The Tag On Her Toes.

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.