When I Was A Kid I Got

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.