When I Wake Up On A Monday

I Was Trying To Organise My Dvds Into A Sort Of Chronological Order, And I Am Afraid That It All Trailed Off After The Sixties.

Have You Ever Had Sex With A Horse?

On My First Day In New York A Guy Asked Me If I Knew Where Central Park Was. When I Told Him I Didn't, He Said: Do You Mind If I Mug You Here?

I Don't Always Vote In General Elections, But I Think I've Always Voted Labour.

Well, Sanity, I Suppose, Is Getting People To See The World Your Way.