When A History Book Contains No Lies

History Books That Contain No Lies Are Extremely Dull.

It Is Only The Poor Who Pay Cash, And That Not From Virtue, But Because They Are Refused Credit.

If The Path Be Beautiful, Let Us Not Ask Where It Leads.

God Forbids Suicide, And Is Unwilling That His Creatures Should Destroy Themselves.

Chance Is The Pseudonym God Uses When He'd Rather Not Sign His Own Name.