What If I Got Hit By Lightning

Take It From Someone Who's Read The Wikipedia Entry: This Is How The Ottoman Empire Was Won: Madden Horsemen Fueled By Lethal Jet-black Coffee-mud.

Skipping School Isn't A Crime. It's An Infraction. They're Totally Different.

Governments Are Instituted Among Men, Deriving Their Just Powers From The Consent Of The Governed, That Whenever Any Form Of Government Becomes Destructive Of These Ends, It Is The Right Of The People To Alter Or Abolish It, And To Institute New Government, Laying Its Foundation On Such Principles, And Organizing Its Powers In Such Form, As To Them Shall Seem Most Likely To Effect Their Safety And Happiness.

Engineers Are All Basically High-functioning Autistics Who Have No Idea How Normal People Do Stuff.

Funny, For All Surveillance, Osama Bin Laden Is Still Free?and We're Not. Guess Who's Winning The "war On Terror?