What I Want Is Not To Want

I Like Cosy, Intimate Houses.

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

I'm Really Quite Happy To Say That In My Early 40s, I Wake Up Feeling Sexy, And I Can't Say I Felt That Way In My Late 20s.

This Whole Christian Theology Thing Is That God Came Down To Experience Life Through His Son. Well, How's He Experiencing Life If He Doesn't Get Laid? Give Me A Break. And Why Would He Not Get Laid, As He Created The Apparatus In The First Place?

Boys Are Cute, But Food Is Cuter