What Counts In The Ring Is What

I Am The Greatest, I Said That Even Before I Knew I Was.

I'm Proud, And Islam Did It. And After These Things That I Heard In Church, A Preacher And Watching This And That, I Knew Something Was Wrong But I Couldn't Pinpoint It.

If America Were In A Just War I'd Volunteer For The Front Line. I'd Do The Shuffling And Win The War.

Old Age Is Just A Record Of One's Whole Life.

I Always Liked To Chase The Girls. Parkinson's Stops All That. Now I Might Have A Chance To Go To Heaven.