Well I've Had A Happy Life.

Humour Is The Describing The Ludicrous As It Is In Itself; Wit Is The Exposing It, By Comparing Or Contrasting It With Something Else. Humour Is, As It Were, The Growth Of Nature And Accident; Wit Is The Product Of Art And Fancy.

A Woman's Vanity Is Interested In Making The Object Of Her Choice The God Of Her Idolatry.

Look Up, Laugh Loud, Talk Big, Keep The Color In Your Cheek And The Fire In Your Eye, Adorn Your Person, Maintain Your Health, Your Beauty And Your Animal Spirits.

I Have A Much Greater Ambition To Be The Best Racket Player Than The Best Prose Writer.

Horus Non Numero Nisi Serenas (i Count Only The Sunny Hours).