We Have Met The Enemy And He

Some Is More Equal Than Others, As Is Well Known. (tammananny Tiger)

Now Is The Time For All Good Men To Come To.

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

What's Good About March? Well, For One Thing, It Keeps February And April Apart.

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.