We Have Forty Million Reasons For Failure,

Oh, Adam Was A Gardener, And God Who Made Him Sees That Half A Proper Gardener's Work Is Done Upon His Knees, So When Your Work Is Finished, You Can Wash Your Hands And Pray For The Glory Of The Garden, That It May Not Pass Away!

If History Were Taught In The Form Of Stories, It Would Never Be Forgotten.

If You Can Meet With Triumph And Disaster And Treat Those Two Impostors Just The Same.

If You Give Someone More Than They Can Do, They Will Do It. If You Give Them Only What They Can Do, They Will Do Nothing.

Take Up The White Man's Burden -- Send Forth The Best Ye Breed -- Go, Bind Your Sons To Exile To Serve Your Captives Need.