We Got Boobies!" The Kid Me Said,

If You're Too Scared To Put Your Dreams, Thoughts, Desires, Fantasies On Paper And Share Them With The World, Then Being An Author Isn't The Right Career For You.

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.

I Think Most People, And I'm Talking Vamp Or Human, Are Shitty. They Put On An Act. They Pretend To Be All Nicey-nice, But Are Really Just One Step Away From Showing Their True Asshole-ness.

There Were Worse Things Than Dying, And Those Worse Things Happened To The People You Left Behind.

I'm Not Stupid, Stupid. Leave This Whole Thing In My Extremely Capable And Well-manicured Hands. I'll Call You Later With An Update. Bye!