We Don't Usually Write Up Accidents Involving

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

One Of The Men Gave Butch A Bunch Of Volts With A Stun Gun. The Rangeman Didn’t Move Fast Enough, And Butch Grabbed The Gun And Threw It Across The Room. “hunh,” Rangeman Guy Said. “yeah,” I Said. “been There, Done That.” “are You Sure He’s Human?” “maybe You Could Hook A Chain To The Flexicuffs On His Ankles And Drag Him Behind Your Car,” I Said. “we Tried That Once, And Ranger Didn’t Like It,” The Guy Said. “you Do Something Twice That Ranger Doesn’t Like, And You’re Out Of A Job And Damaged.

Have You Eaten?' I Asked Diesel. When?' Recently.' No.

You See What I'm Saying?" Mooner Said. "something Else Always Comes Along. You Go To Jail, You Don't Have To Worry About Anything. No Rent To Pay. No Food Bill To Sweat. Free Dental Plan. And That's Worth Something, Dude.you Don't Wnat To Stick Your Nose Up At Free Dental.

Lula's Borderline Too Much Of A Good Thing In Lots Of Ways. It Isn't Exactly That Lula Is Fat; It's More That She's Too Short For Her Weight And Her Clothes Are Too Small For The Volume Of Flesh She Carries.