We All Have To Find Our Own

Gordie, The White Boy Genius, Gave Me This Book By A Russian Dude Named Tolstoy, Who Wrote, 'happy Families Are All Alike; Every Unhappy Family Is Unhappy In Its Own Way.' Well, I Hate To Argue With A Russian Genius, But Tolstoy Didn't Know Indians, And He Didn't Know That All Indian Families Are Unhappy For The Same Exact Reasons: The Frikkin' Booze.

Books And Beer Are The Best And Worst Defense.

Let Us Now Celebrate The Literary Allusion.

All Art Is Exploitation.

When You Resort To Violence To Prove A Point, You’ve Just Experienced A Profound Failure Of Imagination.