Violence Stops Thought. Hence Its Popularity As

The Children Of Childish Parents Age Quickly.

Don't Tell Me It's Raining When You're Peeing On Me!

Work At First Rescues Us, Then Ravages Us.

Writing An Upbeat Aphorism Is A Temptation, But Decorum Forbids.

Self-conscious? Try A Wig, A Corset, A Veil, A Beard. Or Cultivate Shamelessness.