Very Often The Quiet Fellow Has Said

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

If There's Anything A Public Servant Hates To Do It's Something For The Public.