Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

Whenever I'm On My Computer, I Don't Type 'lol'. I Type 'lqtm' - Laugh Quietly To Myself. It's More Honest.

You Can Make A Very Heavy And Kind Of Dangerous 3-way Shot Glass Out Of A Bowling Ball.

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To Wink.