Vadalism: Beautiful As A Rock In A

There's Nothing Better Than Having A Baby. I've Always Loved Children. I Used To Work Summers At The Ymca And Be In Charge Of, Like, 30 Preschool Kids. I Knew That When I Had A Child, I'd Be Overwhelmed, And It's True... I Can't Tell You How Much My Attitude Has Changed Since We've Got Frances. Holding My Baby Is The Best Drug In The World.

I Had A Really Good Childhood Up Until I Was Nine Years Old. Then A Classic Case Of Divorce Really Affected Me And I Moved Back And Forth Between Relatives All The Time. And I Just Became Extremely Depressed And Withdrawn.

Who Needs Action When You Got Words?

If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll, Throw My Ass In Jail!

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.