Vacuuming Is Great. I Do The Laundry.

In Addition To My Cousin, There Were 30 Or 40 Guys I Grew Up With Who Became Firefighters As Well. So, I've Been Around Firefighters All My Life.

I Always Hated The Grateful Dead. Never Even Bought A Led Zeppelin Album.

Kids Are Incredibly Expensive. But It Pays Off Later When They Are Better Educated, Bigger, And Better-looking Than You. And Find You Incessantly Boring And Uncool.

I Don't Want A President Like Me! I Suck, Okay. I Want An Elitist, Smart Guy.

I Will Not Bond. I Will Not Share. I Refuse To Nurture.