Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben,

E.t., Who Said To Phyllis Diller, You Look Weird. Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

John Wilkes Booth, Who Said, Sorry, I Thought He Was A Critic. Never Got A Dinner!

Pope John Paul Ii's Press Secretary, Who Said, See, If Only The Pope Were Italian, He Woulda Shot Back! Never Got A Dinner!

Joseph Cotten, Who Said, You Know How I Got My Name? Sammy Davis Picked It For Me. Never Got A Dinner!