Twitter Is The Devil's Playground.

Most Entertainment Is Trying To Get You. It's Tested, Like Toothpaste.

Excited About Black Friday. Also Excited About Jew Tuesday.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

My Friend Harry Nilsson Used To Say The Definition Of An Artist Was Someone Who Rode Way Ahead Of The Herd And Was Sort Of The Lookout. Now You Don't Have To Be That, To Be An Artist. You Can Be Right Smack-dab In The Middle Of The Herd. If You Are, You'll Be The Richest.

What Naturally Stops You Making The Film Is There Is No More Money In The Budget. That's Really What It Is. If You Had An Unlimited Budget, If You Were A Billionaire And You Financed Your Own Movies, Then You Can Either Date, Because You Can Sit In An Editing Room For Six Years, Like Howard Hughes, And Never Finish Anything.