Truth Is Beauty

Do I Look Like A Jonas Brother? Then Why Is Everyone Waiting For Me To Lose It?

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.

You Must Be Poor. Why? Cuz Ur Not Making Any Cents!

I Don't Like The Vampire Books. I Don't Like Any Of Those.

Is My Name V? No... Then Why Would I Follow U?