True Valor Is Like Honesty; It Enters

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

Theory Looks Well On Paper, But Does Not Amount To Anything Without Practice.

If You Ever Find Happiness By Hunting For It, You Will Find It, As The Old Woman Did Her Lost Spectacles, Safe On Her Own Nose All The Time.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.