Tomorrow Is Your Future's Yesterday.

I Do A Public Access Show With Puppets. Puppets Called Actors, Tv And Movie Stars.

The Afghan Government Is As Corrupt As A Prostitute With A Law Degree.

Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O'donnell Said Recently That Hollywood Needs To Re-evaluate What They're Doing Because Movies These Days Are All Filled With Gay Sex And Extramarital Affairs. And I Thought, 'have Fun In Congress Then.

Wikipedia Celebrates Its 12th Birthday Today. Of Course, I Have No Idea If It's True. I Read It On Wikipedia.

I'm So Excited About The New Ipad, I Just Ipeed My Ipants.