To Me It's A Mystery That You

When I Was 13 And 14, There Were A Lot Of Jokes About My Bar Mitzvah And My Grandparents, And Then When I Got Older, It Became More About Touching Boobs And Trying To Get Liquor, You Know? I Kind Of Ran The Gamut Of Infantile Behavior... And I Haven't Moved One Step Forward Since.

The Great Thing About Reading For Quentin [tarantino] Is You're Not Reading For Him, He's Reading With You. So He Sits Right Next To You.

Claiming That Someone's Marriage Is Against Your Religion Is Like Being Angry At Someone For Eating A Donut Because You're On A Diet.

Every Once In A While You Definitely Have To Film Someone For Half An Hour Saying Something That You Do Not Think Is Funny Because For The Previous Two Hours They Said A Bunch Of Stuff That You Think Is Really Funny.

I Didn't Think I'd Ever Be An Actor.