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Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

Men Have As Exaggerated An Idea Of Their Rights As Women Have Of Their Wrongs.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.