To A Smart Girl Men Are No

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.