Tits Always Look Better In A Pink

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

Religion Is Like A Pair Of Shoes.....find One That Fits For You, But Don't Make Me Wear Your Shoes.

Baby Boomers Helped Me A Great Deal In My Career. They Launched Me. They Were There For Me To Sing My Song To. And I'm Not Saying I'm Better Than Anyone, But I Think They Turned That Anti-authority Baby Boom Mentality Into Their Own Enemy. Now I Identify Very Closely With Their Children.

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And Sometimes It Rains.