This Is A Revolution Of The Mind,

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy.

I Started Michael Years Ago. I Saw Him In Gary, Indiana, And We'd Have Him On The Talent Shows. He Kind Of Emulated Me, And Did The Best He Could.

My Expectations Of Other People, I Double Them On Myself.

My Music Wasn't Written By Mozart, Beethoven, Bach Or Schubert. It's Written By God And Me. They Go "a One And A Two And Up." We Start On The Downbeat. Bam! And That's Where We Got Them.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.