Things Will Get Easier, People's Minds Will

It's Failure That Gives You The Proper Perspective On Success.

Accept Who You Are. Unless You're A Serial Killer.

I Really Don't Think I Need Buns Of Steel. I'd Be Happy With Buns Of Cinnamon.

You Talk To Some People Who Are Opposed To Same Sex Marriage, And They'll Say, 'if We Allow That, What's Next? Will People Want To Marry Animals?'...you Have To Wonder About People Who Go Straight To That Idea --- And They Think We're Weird!

I Was Doing Stand-up At A Restaurant And There Was A Chalkboard On The Street Out Front. It Said, Soup Of The Day: Cream Of Asparagus. Ellen Degeneres.