They Say That Golf Isn't A Contact

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

The Hippies Wanted Peace And Love. We Wanted Ferraris, Blondes And Switchblades.

I Can't Go To School, Cause I Don't Have A Gun. I Ain't Got A Gun, Cause I Ain't Got A Job. I Ain't Got A Job, Cause I Can't Go To School.

Satan Sent Her From The Bowels Of Hell, I Should Have Recognized Old Jezebel.

I Was One Thing At One Time, And I'm Something New. I'm A New Creature Now. Don't Judge Alice By What He Used To Be. Praise God For What I Am Now.