There's Humor In Everything. There's Gotta Be

I've Never Done Heroin Or Slept With People For Money Or Anything.

People Who Shop In Health Food Stores Never Look Healthy.

I Hate Playing Pretty Or Sane People. Most People Are Not Attractive Or All There.

I Cried When I Had No Shoes, Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. And Then I Laughed Really Hard.

When You Hear Someone Use The Word 'meds' Instead Of The Word 'medicine,' Chances Are They're No Stranger To Massive Doses Of Mind-altering Psychotropic Drugs. Back Out Of The Room Slowly.