There Is Something Wrong With You If

Nonsense Prevails, Modesty Fails Grace And Virtue Turn Into Stupidity While The Calendar Fades Almost All Barricades To A Pale Compromise And Our Leaders Have Feasts On The Backsides Of Beasts They Still Think They're The Gods Of Antiquity If Something You Missed Didn't Even Exist It Was Just An Ideal Is It Such A Surprise?

Turn Up The Tv. No One Listening Will Suspect, Even Your Mother Won't Detect It, No Your Father Won't Know. They Think That I've Got No Respect But Everything Means Less Than Zero.

I Knew I Was In Trouble, But I Thought I Was In Hell.

It's A Petty Thing, But I Wouldn't Join The Scouts When I Was A Kid, 'cause You Had To Swear Allegiance To The Queen. I'm Just Not A Royalist. I Think It's Idiotic, A Hereditary Principle.

My Ultimate Vocation In Life Is To Be An Irritant, Someone Who Disrupts The Daily Drag Of Life Just Enough To Leave The Victim Thinking There's Maybe More To It All Than The Mere Hum-drum Quality Of Existence.