There Is No Sin So Great As

The Silliest Woman Can Manage A Clever Man; But It Needs A Very Clever Woman To Manage A Fool.

For The Sin They Do By Two And Two They Must Pay For One By One.

The American Does Not Drink At Meals As A Sensible Man Should. Indeed, He Has No Meals. He Stuffs For Ten Minutes Thrice A Day.

On The Road To Mandalay, Where The Flyin'-fishes Play, An' The Dawn Comes Up Like Thunder Outer; China 'crost The Bay!

God Help Us For We Knew The Worst Too Young.