There Are Two Instruments Worse Than A

Erudition - Dust Shaken Out Of A Book Into An Empty Skull.

New York Is Too Strenuous For Me; It Gets On My Nerves.

Male, A Member Of The Unconsidered Or Negligible Gender. The Male Of The Human Race Is Commonly Known To The Female As Mere Man. The Genus Has Two Varieties: Good Providers And Bad Providers.

Fashion, N. A Despot Whom The Wise Ridicule And Obey.

Magic: (n) The Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin.