Them Bats Is Smart. They Use Radar!

President Bush Wants To Build A Space Station On The Moon. And From The Moon, He Wants To Launch People To Mars. You Know What This Means. He's Been Drinking Again.

Former President Bill Clinton Is On The Program Tonight. He Says That While His Wife Runs For President, He Would Like To Stay Out Of The Limelight. Well, He's Certainly Come To The Right Place. He'll Be Fine Here.

I'd Do A Podcast About Guys Wearing Shorts When It's Too Cold.

Love: You Can't Start It Like A Car, You Can't Stop It With A Gun.

Compared To Clinton, I Feel Like A Loser. I Can't Even Get The Intern To Make Me Coffee!