The White Man Gets All The Best

I'm Just A Man. I Think People Are Reacting To Something Else When They See Me. They're Not Reacting To Me, Eddie Murphy. They Don't Even Know Me. It's Just Luck And The God In Me They're Reacting To.

How Can You Do The Moonwalk And Ask A Woman To Dance? Hey Baby Lets Dance... Cya Later!

It Is As Big A Mistake To Turn Down A Good Shot As It Is To Take A Bad One

My Wife Ain't Gonna Make Love To Me If I Got No Money!

I Started Out As A Stand-up Comedian. And That's What I'm Most Comfortable Doing.