The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's

I Was Good At Keeping My Mother From Crying.

When I Started In The Clubs, I Had To Work Places Where Didn't Nobody Else Want To Work. I Had To Do Clubs Where Street Gangs Were, Had To Do Motorcycle Gangs, Gay Balls And Things Of That Nature.

I Don't Need To Pat Myself On The Back Until My Arm Breaks. I Don't Need Any Of That.

The Success Of My Comedy Has Been Not Being Afraid To Touch On Subject Matters Or Issues That Everyone Else Is Politically Scared Of.

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.